Did you ask for Talking Baby pictures? No? Well here they are anyway, Jackass!

Me and Mr.T

Just like any other red-blooded American, Mr. T is my idol. I was freaking out that day. Look at my arms for God's sake, they're flying around like crazy!

Our lips are so close...

If we were going to do some heavy dry humping, this is what my face would look like to you. It excites you, no? In French, I am known as L'Enfant Chatty! I am stimulating you sexually! Talking Baby!

This young lad knows what I'm looking for. Minions who will serve me in my conquest for world domination.

My brief stint into television acting. I just found episodic television so... formulatic, so I moved on. I nailed that girl, though...